Local Paid Ads · Meta & Google

I'll beat your best local ad in 2 weeks — or build you ads that finally print money instead of burning it.

No retainers. No vanity-metric slideshows. Whether you're already running ads or too scared to start, there's a falsifiable bet built for exactly where you stand — not where I wish you were.

See which one's you 5 spots open this month

The bet

"In a market flooded with 'guaranteed leads' and shared-lead scams — I'm sure enough I'll beat your best ad, or build you one that actually pays for itself, that I'll put my own money on it."

— Filip, Seal Results

Sound familiar?

Your phone rings on luck, not on purpose.

Referrals dry up. The "guaranteed leads" guy sold you junk. Every slow season you wonder if this is the one that doesn't end — and you're not sure ads would do anything but burn the cash you don't have to spare. So you do nothing, which feels safe and is secretly the most expensive option of all.

Tap a point on the orbit to open it.

Two ways I run this

Tell me which one's you.

Same accountability either way — just a different starting line.

Already running ads

Beat Your Control

3 new hooks, run head-to-head against your current best ad, for two weeks straight. Lowest cost per result wins — no questions asked if I don't beat it.

2 weeks

Test length

100%

Refund if I lose

$500

One-time fee

Submit your control ad
Not running ads yet

The Evergreen Build

I engineer you a set of evergreen ads built to be profitable from day one — a switch you can flip whenever you need the phone to ring.

<3 weeks

Build time

100%

Refund if it flops

$800

One-time fee

Tell me where I stand
How I run it, either way

A named system. Not a vibe.

Same three steps, whichever path applies — Beat Your Control or the Evergreen Build. You're welcome to watch.

01

Customer Snooping Operation

I dig through reviews, comments, and DMs to find the exact words your buyers already use to talk about their problem.

02

Hook Sweatshop

High-volume hook production — I write far more openings than I'll ever need, then keep only the sharpest three.

03

Thumb Brake

Scroll-stopping creative built to interrupt the feed in the first half-second — where most ads quietly die.

5 spots per month

I only take on businesses I'm confident I can beat.

Not every business is a fit, and I'm not going to pretend otherwise. Tell me whether you're already running ads, your monthly budget, and what "winning" actually looks like to you.