Beat Your Control · Meta Ads

I'll beat your best-performing ad in 7 days — or you get every dollar back and a 2-minute apology video you can send to your whole group chat.

No retainers. No vanity-metric slideshows. Just three new hooks, running head-to-head against your current best ad, for seven days straight. Lowest cost per result wins — and if it's not me, you walk away ahead while I go film an apology.

Submit your control ad 5 spots open this month

The bet

"In a market full of agencies that promise the world and deliver nothing — I'm so sure I'll beat your best ad that I'll pay you to be wrong."

— Filip, Seal Results

Sound familiar?

You check Ads Manager before you check your phone.

CTR sliding. CPMs climbing. Lots of impressions, almost no conversions. You tell yourself it's the algorithm — but somewhere underneath, you know your creative just went stale, and you don't have a system to find the next winner. You have a folder of old creatives and a prayer.

Tap a point on the orbit to open it.

How I beat your control

A named system. Not a vibe.

Three steps, same order, every single time, on every account I touch. You're welcome to watch — that's kind of the whole point.

01

Customer Snooping Operation

I dig through reviews, comments, and DMs to find the exact words your buyers already use to talk about their problem.

02

Hook Sweatshop

High-volume hook production — I write far more openings than I'll ever need, then keep only the sharpest three.

03

Thumb Brake

Scroll-stopping creative built to interrupt the feed in the first half-second — where most ads quietly die.

The test, in plain numbers

Falsifiable. Fast. Tiny downside.

7 days

Total test length

Not a multi-month retainer. You'll know either way by next week.

$100/day

Test ad spend

3 new hooks vs. your control, duplicated campaign, same audience.

Lowest CPR

How I score it

Cost per result — your metric: opt-in, call booked, or purchase. No vanity numbers.

$500

One-time fee ($300 with a testimonial)

Cheaper and faster than a $2K–$10K/month retainer. More accountable than a $15 gig.

The guarantee The most aggressive risk-reversal I could put on paper

If my ads don't beat your control, here's exactly what happens.

100%

Full refund — every dollar of the $500 back, no questions asked.

1 video

A personal, public, 2-minute apology — recorded by Filip, yours to do whatever you want with. I won't even ask for it back.

Nobody who's about to fail you offers to film themselves admitting it.

5 spots per month

I only take on brands I'm confident I can beat.

Not every brand is a fit, and I'm not going to pretend otherwise. Tell me about your control ad, your spend, and what "winning" actually looks like to you.