One thing. Meta ads.

I'm pretty good at beating...

...other agencies' ads. We're talking about ads here.
In fact, if you're already running ads - I can bet you my left arm I can beat it in under 2 weeks. But I gotta know what you do exactly...

I run a DTC brand

You sell your own stuff online, straight to the people who use it. Your buyers find you while scrolling in bed when they should be asleep.

See what I'm betting

I own a local business

You fix roofs, fix the AC, build things, or otherwise turn up at people's houses with a van. Your customers live down the road, and you'd like a few more of them to call.

See what I'm betting
Receipts

"Hold your horses buddy, why the hell would I believe any word that comes out of your filthy advertiser mouth?"

Fair enough, let me "walk the talk" real quick for you...

Here is the data from six campaigns I ran for clients. All of them purchase campaigns, meaning Meta tracked people actually buying. So the numbers you see below are what came back for every dollar spent.

  1. Campaign 1 5.11 Spent $235.35 · Came back $1,202.98 Campaign 1: Spent $235.35 · Came back $1,202.98 · ROAS 5.11. See the screenshot.
  2. Campaign 2 5.91 Spent $876.13 · Came back $5,178.68 Campaign 2: Spent $876.13 · Came back $5,178.68 · ROAS 5.91. See the screenshot.
  3. Campaign 3 7.50 Spent $336.93 · Came back $2,525.68 Campaign 3: Spent $336.93 · Came back $2,525.68 · ROAS 7.50. See the screenshot.
  4. Campaign 4 14.62 Spent $348.74 · Came back $5,099.85 Campaign 4: Spent $348.74 · Came back $5,099.85 · ROAS 14.62. See the screenshot.
  5. Campaign 5 42.31 Spent $43.39 · Came back $1,836.00 · cost per purchase $10.85 Campaign 5: Spent $43.39 · Came back $1,836.00 · ROAS 42.31 · cost per purchase $10.85. See the screenshot.
  6. Campaign 6 100.24 Spent $49.85 · Came back $4,997.00 Campaign 6: Spent $49.85 · Came back $4,997.00 · ROAS 100.24. See the screenshot.
Six client purchase campaigns on Meta, a selection: the ones I have screenshots for. Purchase ROAS = sales tracked by Meta divided by ad spend. Revenue, not profit.

Median Meta ROAS (Triple Whale, 40,000+ brands): 1.88 (August 2025 to July 2026, all industries and objectives). Source: Triple Whale, Facebook Ad Benchmarks by Industry (Updated 2026 Data), updated August 17, 2026

For context: the median Meta ads ROAS across 40,000+ brands is 1.88 (Triple Whale, August 2025 to July 2026). Different years, every kind of campaign, so it's a yardstick, not a race. Still a nice yardstick to stand next to.

Still scrolling?

You're now wondering who the hell this guy is. Also fair.

I'm Filip. Polish. Seal Results is a one-person agency, which means the person writing your ads is me. There's no junior. There's no "team". There's me and a black coffee.

I started this business because I love writing. Ads are just writing that has to pay rent.

If you wanna know more about me

(for whatever reason really...maybe you're writing a book about the top 10 most handsome advertisers of all time?)

Then you can ask me that personally once we hop on a date quick call.

I run a DTC brand I own a local business
Want to jump straight to business?

Then skip the chit-chat. Let's talk

30 minutes, free. I'll ask a lot of questions and tell you straight whether I can help. Worst case, you get a ready-to-use layout of how to up your advertising game.

Book a free call I'm picky about who I work with. Only 5 spots a month.